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My friend Dick

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jassman_02.jpgUsually, I try to stay away from politics when I write my articles for the Global Nemesis blog. However, I feel that it is time for me to defend my old friend Dick Cheney.

Dick has been getting a lot of harsh criticism from the leftwing media lately. I think most of it is unjustified. They just don’t know Dick Cheney the way I do.

I’ve known Dick Cheney for close to 40 years and even though we don’t always see eye-to-eye on political matters, I know that he’s a good and decent fellow. Our kids went to the same schools and he was a good father — even to the one who turned out to be a lesbian or something.

Here’s an example of the kind of things being broadcast about our former vice president:

 

Dick Cheney is above all else a highly skilled and principled businessman. He has worked with Global Nemesis on countless projects that have served to improve the lives of millions of people around the world.

When the goddess Nemesis returns to Earth, she won’t be looking for Dick Cheney to exact her revenge. She’ll know that he has been a modest and responsible servant to the business world. We at Global Nemesis are grateful to Dick Cheney for allowing us to help rebuild the economies and infrastructures of Iraq and Afghanistan.

It is a fact that Barak Obama has never run a successful business. No one in his family has ever created even a small multi-million dollar enterprise. Electing someone like that to run our country is like giving a blind man the keys to your car!

The next time you run into Dick Cheney at the country club or while hunting at the lodge, go out of your way to say a kind word.